Only for you, my bud.

We all get SPAM, but somehow this one made it to my inbox, and it makes me sad. There was even a .jpg of "her" face!

I realize these are written by pimply faced Russian dudes and that they are aimed at the kind of guy who sits around all day contemplating the existential significance of Cheetos who just happen to also be heirs to Texas oil execs, but still, this is pretty convincing.

Surely there must be a man out there for you, Lena/Iam Elonochka/skontzler/elena, but it's not this guy! 

What Lena actually looks like... Also what Lena's target audience looks like.

From: Iam Elenochka

Subject: Only for you, my bud
Message:
  
You must be confused to read such kind of emeil I suppose. Allow me introduce myself.
My name is Elena & I am live in Casakhstan republik...Iam gentle, tender, cheerful, dignified, with a sence of humour.

And I hope my letter did not obstruct you.

I want to assure you this is not such kind of emeils that some people send to everybody all over the world.
I 'm female who has one purpose.

All I need is to search a person who will love me and take me as I am.

I am need to find a frend, my boyfrend, and my mate for all my life.

I vant to love and be loved because I am very tired of being alone.

{{{I went at the internetcafe and I visited site and I managed to write you an note with the assistance of the worker who works here. 

I am also make an atachment my pretty fotaess for you so you could see the way I look like.
truthfully yours

Honey Reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: Emailaddress

Waiting for your email.
Your new friend Lena

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According to this email she is still sitting at that internet cafe, waiting for my reply.