The man in the middle

That quote is the only thing he ever says to anyone.

I don't think I'd ever want to get a phone call from this man... but based on this sun bleached 20+ year old advertisement in the post office I get the feeling that someday I might.

Poor guy's been holding that phone to his head for so long that he can no longer not smile.

Look at his eyes! They're begging you for help!

Louie, the ad exec at USPS had to come up with a quote for the picture and took special note of the bags under the "successful man" man's eyes.

And as for you Empowered lady on the right who works from home, how exactly does Rent-A-Box deliver!? It's a PO box! The only thing it is capable of is receiving mail!

Hi Folks, 

I promise I'll get back to writing soon(ish).

-Austin